Post by Justin on Jul 6, 2005 14:27:05 GMT -5
Top 12 Things Not to Say to a Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
11. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.
12. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
11. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.
12. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?